I say, I find the last bottle of beer and it's warm. I say, "All women have to do is get naked, and we give them all our money. I mean why are we such slaves?"
I'm just tired, I tell him. It seems women are always bossing me around. First my mom, and now Dr. Marshall. In between there's Nico and Leeza and Tanya to keep happy. Gwen, who wouldn't even let me rape her. They're all just in it for themselves. They all think men are obsolete. Useless. As if we're just some sexual appendix. Just the life support system for an erection. Or a wallet. Women don't want equal rights. They have more power being opressed. They need men to be the vast enemy conspiracy. Their whole identity is based on it.
From now on, I say, I'm not giving any more ground. I'm going on strike. From now on, women can open their own doors. They can pick up the check for their own dinners. I'm not moving anybody's big heavy sofas, not anymore. No more opening stuck jar lids, either. And never again am I ever going to put down another toilet seat...
I'm just tired, I tell him. It seems women are always bossing me around. First my mom, and now Dr. Marshall. In between there's Nico and Leeza and Tanya to keep happy. Gwen, who wouldn't even let me rape her. They're all just in it for themselves. They all think men are obsolete. Useless. As if we're just some sexual appendix. Just the life support system for an erection. Or a wallet. Women don't want equal rights. They have more power being opressed. They need men to be the vast enemy conspiracy. Their whole identity is based on it.
From now on, I say, I'm not giving any more ground. I'm going on strike. From now on, women can open their own doors. They can pick up the check for their own dinners. I'm not moving anybody's big heavy sofas, not anymore. No more opening stuck jar lids, either. And never again am I ever going to put down another toilet seat...
